My advice to future bride: Don't get married, silly! Morning comes - your boobs aside, Snatch is rumpled illy... ~~~~~ Down the river drifts an axe From the town of Byron. Let it float by itself - Fucking piece of iron!!! ~~~~~ Starlet's fallen from the heavens Right into my boyfriend's briefs. I don't mind his roasted penis If it helps us live in peace. ~~~~~ Fish in thick tomato sauce Swims in happy comatose. Only me, pathetic whimp, Have no fucking place to swim. ~~~~~ Girls had fight at country hut Over who's the hairest cunt. Well, more hair of the most Had the beaver of the host. ~~~~~ Have you seen four dicks together Dancing on a mountain peak? And one dick had fucked another But with yet another dick. ~~~~~ I was sleeping with my honey Absolutely naked, I have took my panties off Just to make a statement. ~~~~~ Nick is crossing village slowly - outside it's cold and snowy. But his dick is up and running Just in case if something's coming.

I am dragging to the bushes This would-soon-be-legend. Kinda shy of fucking here Queen of Beauty Pageant... ~~~~~ Nick is sitting at the door, Neither dancing, singing nor, He is sitting, deaf and dumb, Thinking only "Whom to hump?" ~~~~~ Little Nick is very sad: Doesn't want to ride moped, Doesn't want to ride his horse Wants to have an intercourse. ~~~~~ Train is speeding from Tambov Tailgate lights are on and off, Girls aboard would - what the heck! Fuck their way through ticket check. ~~~~~ You were mine the other day, Mike is screwing you today. He's got cock as thick as trees On the Shishkin's masterpiece... ~~~~~ Everything is going down - not enough prosperity, There are things to care about - fucking has priority. ~~~~~ Time has shifted for an hour - what a mess on globe! Dick was hard before wake up, Now it's up at work. ~~~~~ Girls have called me to the party - I decided not to come, It's because my сlothing ugly And my dick is tiny one.

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