Jeer Joker: Russian chastooshkas

Russian chastooshkas

My advice to future bride:
Don't get married, silly!
Morning comes - your boobs aside,
Snatch is rumpled illy...

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Down the river drifts an axe
From the town of Byron.
Let it float by itself -
Fucking piece of iron!!!

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Starlet's fallen from the heavens
Right into my boyfriend's briefs.
I don't mind his roasted penis
If it helps us live in peace.

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Fish in thick tomato sauce
Swims in happy comatose.
Only me, pathetic whimp,
Have no fucking place to swim.

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Girls had fight at country hut
Over who's the hairest cunt.
Well, more hair of the most
Had the beaver of the host.

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Have you seen four dicks together
Dancing on a mountain peak?
And one dick had fucked another
But with yet another dick.

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I was sleeping with my honey
Absolutely naked,
I have took my panties off
Just to make a statement.

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Nick is crossing village slowly
- outside it's cold and snowy.
But his dick is up and running
Just in case if something's coming.
I am dragging to the bushes
This would-soon-be-legend.
Kinda shy of fucking here
Queen of Beauty Pageant...

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Nick is sitting at the door,
Neither dancing, singing nor,
He is sitting, deaf and dumb,
Thinking only "Whom to hump?"

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Little Nick is very sad:
Doesn't want to ride moped,
Doesn't want to ride his horse
Wants to have an intercourse.

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Train is speeding from Tambov
Tailgate lights are on and off,
Girls aboard would - what the heck!
Fuck their way through ticket check.

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You were mine the other day,
Mike is screwing you today.
He's got cock as thick as trees
On the Shishkin's masterpiece...

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Everything is going down
- not enough prosperity,
There are things to care about
- fucking has priority.

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Time has shifted for an hour
- what a mess on globe!
Dick was hard before wake up,
Now it's up at work.

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Girls have called me to the party
- I decided not to come,
It's because my сlothing ugly
And my dick is tiny one.
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