Jeer Joker: Английский юмор и ему сопутствующее

Rules for Life - мудрые советы на все случаи жизни

Follow these wise tips to feel better and to make your days happier!
Do it with a smile!

Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
Memorize your favorite poem.
Don't believe all you hear.
When you say, "I love you", mean it.
When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eyes.
Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
Believe in love at first sight.
Never laugh at anyone's dreams.
Love deeply and passionately.
In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
Don't judge people by their relatives.
Talk slow but think quick.
If someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask,"Why do you want to know?"
Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
Call your mom.
Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility for all your actions.
Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
Spend some time alone.
Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Read more books and watch less TV.
Live a good, honorable life. When you get older and think back, you'll get to enjoy it a second time.
Trust in God but lock your car.
Loving atmosphere in your home is important. Do all you can to create a harmonious home.
In disagreements with loved ones, deal with the current situation. Don't bring up the past.
Read between the lines.
Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality.
Be gentle with the earth.
Pray. There's immeasurable power in it.
Never interrupt when you are being flattered.
Mind your own business.
Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.
If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others while you are living.
Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a stroke of luck.
Learn the rules, then break some.
Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
Remember that your character is your destiny.
Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.
A photographic memory is no use if it's never developed.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having the good sense to be lazy.
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" while looking for a bigger stick.
Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
If you look like your passport photo you're not well enough to travel.
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Everything takes longer than you think it will.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it bothers the pig.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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