Jeer Joker: Английский юмор и ему сопутствующее

Реальные вопросы, подслушанные в библиотеке

- Do you have a list of all the books written in the English language?

- Do you have a list of all the books I've ever read?

- Do you have that book by Rushdie: "Satanic Nurses"?

- I was here about three weeks ago looking at a cookbook that cost $39.95. Do you know which one it is?

- Which outlets in the library are appropriate for my hair dryer?

- Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park sites?

- Do you have any books with photographs of dinosaurs?

- I need colour photos of George Washington, Christopher Columbus, King Arthur, Moses and Socrates.

- I need a photocopy of Booker T. Washington's birth certificate.

- I need to find out Ibid's first name for my bibliography.

- Why don't you have any books by Ibid? He's written a lot of important stuff.

- I'm looking for information on carpal tunnel syndrome. I think I'm having trouble with it in my neck.

- Is the basement upstairs? (Asked at First Floor Reference Desk)

- I am looking for a list of laws that I can break that would send me back to jail for a couple of months.

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