Jeer Joker: Английский юмор и ему сопутствующее

Double Pitfalls - неопасные двусмысленности

The man who created "knock knock" jokes deserves a "no-bell" prize.

I'm on a seafood diet, when I see food I try it.

Two bloggers went outside. That's it. That's the joke, it's an inside joke.

Past, Present and Future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Some clock makers are normal, but others are a little cuckoo.

The movie about the mobile home was advertised with a trailer.

The former Wimbledon star only spoke of life in the past tennis.

Whenever I see a broken elevator I tend to stair.

If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, then expect a long sentence.

Inside the room the curtains were drawn, but the rest of the furniture was real.

Some people are wise, and some, otherwise.

The pediatrician was a real kidder.

People, choosing cremation, show that they are thinking out of the box.

Word play can be such a punishment!

It's better to love a short girl than not a tall.

The successful farmer was often noted as being outstanding in his field.

Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

The first scientists who studied fog were mistified.

If you want a pretty nurse, you've got to be patient.

Never make fun of a Scotsman's traditional garb. You could get kilt that way.

It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty... but he had a great fall.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

I should have been sad when the batteries in my flashlight went dead, but I was delighted.

A cheetah and a jaguar were in a race and the cheetah won because he is a cheetah.

I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.

Some people take beautiful pictures, then cut them into pieces and that's a puzzle to me.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

I never believed my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there.

When Bear Grylls says he's feeling butterflies in his stomach, he means it.

Stealing someone's coffee is called 'mugging'.

Bad spellers, untie!

"World Procrastinators Congress" postponed to tomorrow.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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