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Puns'ы & Funs'ы

Сегодня внеплановая подборочка one-phrase двусмысленностей.

Картошка в мундире 1. Do you know why the Little Mermaid wears seashells? Because A and B shells were too small.
2. It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty... but he had a great fall.
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. A gossip is someone with a sense of rumor.
5. I should have been sad when the batteries in my flashlight went dead, but I was delighted.
6. My girlfriend's an expert in sighcology - she always gets her way by pretending she's sad.
7. A cheetah and a jaguar were in a race and the cheetah won because he is a cheetah.
8. I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.
9. Some people take beautiful pictures, then cut them into pieces and that's a puzzle to me.
10. Cinderella was thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball.
11. If watermelon exists why don't airmelon, firemelon and earthmelon exist?
12.I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
13. A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?

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# Helter-skelter 14.05.2014 07:15
вот такие штуки обожаю =)
# Noone 24.08.2014 23:07
классные перлы)
# xFile 21.01.2016 11:14

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